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Conan O'Brien Los Angeles |
» | The voice of the people. Sorry, people. |
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| 14:03 19/05 |
They say ?opposites attract? and yet I don?t have the hots for the Tanning Mom. |
| 14:24 18/05 |
Today, Facebook went public, just as MySpace?s last user went private. |
| 10:10 17/05 |
Going on Letterman tonight for the first time in 13 years. Dave wanted to wait until I hit puberty. |
| 15:18 16/05 |
.@Snooki is considering filming her childbirth, on the off chance there?s someone out there who hasn?t seen her vagina yet. |
| 21:16 15/05 |
If Obama's the first gay president, then I'm the first gay late night host! Oh, he's not gay? Then I was being sarcastic. |
| 15:21 14/05 |
You know who?s behind this big push for gay marriage? The immensely powerful tuxedo industry. |
| 13:51 13/05 |
Instead of flowers, I sent my Mom an assortment of unsecured Greek Treasury bonds. |
| 19:36 12/05 |
I?m just like the Hulk, except when I?m mad, I get dry mouth. |
| 14:35 11/05 |
Thought from a recent hotel stay: doesn?t ?Toblerone? sound like a character on Game of Thrones? |
| 14:13 10/05 |
Just heard someone logging onto AOL. Instead of ?You?ve Got Mail? the voice now says, ?Greetings, Old Fool!? |
